Pat(rick)? Griffith

Designer, developer, and co-founder of Noncents.io. I have a big personality and a small penis.

Keep it Simple, Dumbass (that’s me)

Making my life easier by no longer housing all of my software adventures on different domain names.

28 Takeaways from 28 days in Nepal

I had some free time on my hands, so I went trekking in Nepal for 4 weeks. 4 showers later I’m back in the states and ready to reflect back upon the grandest adventure of my life.

The Power of Smallness

Last year I had the worst existential crisis of my life. Since then I’ve had the coolest life ever.

(Draft) Hacking MailChimp: Sending Daily Email Campaigns via Text Message

I’m on a quest to make my repeated tasks as easy as possible.

Why I’m Quitting Social Media Entirely (and why that’s so hard to do)

This decision has eaten at me for months. I know that there is some quantifiable value that social media brings. But I’m finally pulling the plug anyway.

iA Writer as a CMS: Publishing directly from iA Writer to MySQL using PHP

This little hack, which took me about two hours to build, will save me hundreds of hours in the long run, and make me love writing instead of hating it.

Fear of Heights

The worst two hours of my life occurred this morning from 9:45am to 11:45am. This is unfortunately not an exaggeration or the lead-up to a joke.

(Draft) Ultramarathon: From 0 to 100 in 2 months.

13.1 miles is the farthest I’ve ever raced. But on September 23rd I will attempt the Flagstaff to Grand Canyon Stagecoach Line 100 Miler.

Phone Addiction: 27 Signs You Might Have a Problem

At one point I thought that long list posts were cool. So this exists. It is actually kinda cool, though.

Unintentional: A Life Without Thought

A look at what life might look like, from birth to death, if there was no critical thinking and intention along the way.

Grow an Audience Using Zapier, Buffer and Twitter

A fun, fully-verifiable way to get users to Tweet something in exchange for access to a piece of content.

Jason Zook’s Future: The best investment I’ve ever made.

If you buy Jason Zook's future I promise you that within six months you will send me an email thanking me for talking you into it, blabbing emotionally about how it changed your business and your life and yada yada yada.