LADIES annnnnnnd GENTLEMEN
For one life only
(Tom gave me this nickname. He swears it’s not phallic.)
Runner of 100 miles AT A TIME (FML)
Naked Rider of Bikes
Chaser of Frisbees
Unapologetic Feeler of Emotions (and writer of poems to express those emotions)
Wearer of Stupid Hats (and maker of stupid faces)
As seen IN THE WILD
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.
While Supplies Last.
The universe granted Pat with an abundance of energy…
and then sat him behind a keyboard where he couldn’t use it all.
Sucks for him.
But his pain…
is your gain
Pat has decided to share his unused energy with THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
So if you’re a creative human
who needs a little nudge.
Perhaps some love and permission
for your creativity to budge.
If you’re an amazing unicorn with work to do
Pat built something just for you.
If you feel pressured to conform
like you’re being held back.
But you’ve got a gift in your heart
that you’re ready to unpack.
If you want to unleash the snowflake you are
Click the button below to find your true star.
You are changing the way that work gets done.
I have to say, I fucking hate emails, and even if I didn't know you personally, I'd still open these every day.